Dear Mexicans,
Forget these pricks, I thought this post was hysterical, and obviously sarcastic. Don’t apologize because some lames don’t get it. And I’m totally with you on the hispanic greetings observation.
It am really sorry that 81 are dead because of the swine flu that has been infecting your country.
But to be perfectly honest, I don’t feel bad for you. I have spent too much of my life kissing hispanic relatives as a form of greeting. No longer with this occur. You have spread your own infectious disease by being too physical with people you hardly know.
It is sad that people had to die in order for you to realize this and officially ask people to refrain from doing this. Really, I am glad that I will now have an excuse to keep your lips off of me.
Sincerly,
Grace
